diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

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Timestamp: 1408351876

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

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ugly:

the only reason

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Timestamp: 1408351853

ugly:

the only reason

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tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

(via pregers)

Not gonna sleep any time soon. Talk to me

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Timestamp: 1406847407

mydraco:

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980

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Timestamp: 1406779945

mydraco:

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980

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godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

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Timestamp: 1406677800

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canadian-bacon-nomnom:

nymphoninjas:

I’ve been in abusive relationship after abusive relationship but then one day last April I decided to write my phone number on this regular customer’s double tall soy cappuccino. A month later I was moving all the way across country with my new best friend and lover. So this is an unedited picture of me and my boyfriend. No longer am I scared of my body, sex, or love. I went from being afraid to say anything to talking like a naughty Hallmark card. My favorite thing is this guy sleeping on my ass. Actually my favorite thing is just this guy in general.

Love,

A newly empowered lady

This is fucking tremendous, I’m really happy you shared your story of how you two ended up in this position. Being brave and open is such an important part of finding a positive partner, and I’m sure your submission will be inspirational to many ninjas still looking for someone to bond with. Learning to get out of bad relationships and be open to good ones is a very important lesson. Thank you for capturing your beautiful intimacy and sharing it with us, I really appreciate it. 

This is sweet

(via exhalence)

Timestamp: 1406677771

canadian-bacon-nomnom:

nymphoninjas:

I’ve been in abusive relationship after abusive relationship but then one day last April I decided to write my phone number on this regular customer’s double tall soy cappuccino. A month later I was moving all the way across country with my new best friend and lover. So this is an unedited picture of me and my boyfriend. No longer am I scared of my body, sex, or love. I went from being afraid to say anything to talking like a naughty Hallmark card. My favorite thing is this guy sleeping on my ass. Actually my favorite thing is just this guy in general.

Love,

A newly empowered lady

This is fucking tremendous, I’m really happy you shared your story of how you two ended up in this position. Being brave and open is such an important part of finding a positive partner, and I’m sure your submission will be inspirational to many ninjas still looking for someone to bond with. Learning to get out of bad relationships and be open to good ones is a very important lesson. Thank you for capturing your beautiful intimacy and sharing it with us, I really appreciate it. 

This is sweet

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via pizza)

blossomfully:

"I am hopelessly in love with a girl who has bulimia. I hope she knows we’re going to get through this together."

(via heartland-hippy)

Timestamp: 1406418890

blossomfully:

"I am hopelessly in love with a girl who has bulimia. I hope she knows we’re going to get through this together."

(via heartland-hippy)