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canadian-bacon-nomnom:

nymphoninjas:

I’ve been in abusive relationship after abusive relationship but then one day last April I decided to write my phone number on this regular customer’s double tall soy cappuccino. A month later I was moving all the way across country with my new best friend and lover. So this is an unedited picture of me and my boyfriend. No longer am I scared of my body, sex, or love. I went from being afraid to say anything to talking like a naughty Hallmark card. My favorite thing is this guy sleeping on my ass. Actually my favorite thing is just this guy in general.

Love,

A newly empowered lady

This is fucking tremendous, I’m really happy you shared your story of how you two ended up in this position. Being brave and open is such an important part of finding a positive partner, and I’m sure your submission will be inspirational to many ninjas still looking for someone to bond with. Learning to get out of bad relationships and be open to good ones is a very important lesson. Thank you for capturing your beautiful intimacy and sharing it with us, I really appreciate it. 

This is sweet

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canadian-bacon-nomnom:

nymphoninjas:

I’ve been in abusive relationship after abusive relationship but then one day last April I decided to write my phone number on this regular customer’s double tall soy cappuccino. A month later I was moving all the way across country with my new best friend and lover. So this is an unedited picture of me and my boyfriend. No longer am I scared of my body, sex, or love. I went from being afraid to say anything to talking like a naughty Hallmark card. My favorite thing is this guy sleeping on my ass. Actually my favorite thing is just this guy in general.

Love,

A newly empowered lady

This is fucking tremendous, I’m really happy you shared your story of how you two ended up in this position. Being brave and open is such an important part of finding a positive partner, and I’m sure your submission will be inspirational to many ninjas still looking for someone to bond with. Learning to get out of bad relationships and be open to good ones is a very important lesson. Thank you for capturing your beautiful intimacy and sharing it with us, I really appreciate it. 

This is sweet

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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blossomfully:

"I am hopelessly in love with a girl who has bulimia. I hope she knows we’re going to get through this together."

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blossomfully:

"I am hopelessly in love with a girl who has bulimia. I hope she knows we’re going to get through this together."

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talkflix:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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talkflix:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

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Anonymous:
LMAO no offense but I'd die laughing if I saw you suddenly start to swell up or inflate! Not in a mean way haha omg sorry

I’ll be laughing at you too because you can’t see what I’m seeing.

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